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Examples

    Allow'due south Destroy Metallic Gear!

  • The fight confronting Ocelot is merely him twirling his revolver for a good 2 panels earlier Cyborg Ninja cuts off his hand.

    Cyborg Ninja: Whoops promise you're ambidextrous dude.
    Ocelot: WHAT

  • Snake and the Mine Detector:

    Deepthroat: You lot're in a mine field. Use a mine detector.
    Serpent: Just I don't—
    Deepthroat: GET I.
    Snake: Okay, I got a mine detector! Hither I goooooo!! (steps on a mine)
    -BOOM!-
    Mine Detector: Mine detected
    Deepthroat: (while Ophidian is blank-eyed, Jaw Dropped) You know, y'all tin simply collect mines by crawling at them so you don't really need that. Oh yes, there's a tank up ahead. Okay, good day.

  • The first and only conversation Snake has with Nastasha (if you can even call it a conversation).

    Nastasha: Hello I'G RUSSIAN
    Snake: Uh
    Nastasha: USE CIGARETTES
    Snake: ...
    Nastasha: YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO Telephone call ME AGAIN

  • Any fourth dimension the word "BRRROOOOOOOOTTTHHHHEEEEERRRRRR" is spoken. Specially in the fan dub.
  • And this 1 too:

    Liquid: Now if you lot'll excuse me, I'm going to do something BRITISH.

  • "Concur upwardly... Crash Bandicoot? Seriously? You played that??" *Bang!* "OW WAIT I'Yard Non FINISHED!"
  • Meryl'south unsuccessful attempt to get to know Snake a niggling more.

    Meryl: So Serpent, what's your name?
    Serpent: Shut up.
    Meryl: How old are y'all?
    Ophidian: Close up.
    Meryl: H-hobbies?
    Snake: Shut up.
    Meryl: Any family?
    Ophidian: Shut upward.
    Meryl: Anyone you-
    Serpent: SHUT Upward SHUT UP SHUT Upwards SHUT UP.

  • "Hello I am a trained soldier who cannot tell the difference between blood and ketchup." *WHACK* "Oww and then information technology was ketchup..."
  • Snake telling Otacon off:

    Otacon: Practice yous think love can flower, fifty-fifty on a battlefield?
    Ophidian: Not for you, dude.

  • WATCH OUT, Ophidian! THAT'S NOT Chief MILLER!
    • SEE, I HELPED, DID YOU SEE THAT
    • Even better, the Colonel actually interrupted Liquid's reveal.
  • Ophidian vs Sniper Wolf, Round ii:

    Serpent: Otacon! I just got shot!''
    Otacon: No, that'due south Sniper Wolf, don't shoot her!
    Snake: WHY ARE You lot SO STUPID.

    • Soon later:
    • Briefly after:

      Wolf: Okay... I accept my gun... and my hero.
      Snake: (thinking) I'm hungry.
      Wolf: Anybody is here.
      Otacon: What about me?
      Wolf: What almost you?!
      (Serpent shoots her while Otacon cries pathetically)

  • The Broad Spectrum Video fandub manages to make one scene hilarious cheers to the commitment of the vocalism player trying to sound every bit hilariously pathetic as possible.

    Otacon: Male monarch launching nuclear missiles? That's non what it was designed for! NoooooOOOOooooo....

  • Naomi's constant inversion of Annoying Video Game Helper:

    I don't know! Stop asking questions!
    I DON'T KNOW! Exit ME ALONE!
    Stop CALLING ME!!

  • Liquid attacking Snake's psyche.

    Liquid: Snake, you lot savor killing!
    Snake: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Liquid: Yep!
    Serpent: Okay, peradventure a niggling.
    Liquid: I watched your face as you killed my comrades! It was filled with the joy of battle!
    Flashback Serpent: Yaaay :D

  • Also:

    Liquid: You'd betoken a weapon at your own BRRRROTHER?
    Snake: No, I'll wait until you terminate your speech. Go ahead.
    Liquid: Okay, cool. YOU GOT ALL THE Dominant GENES, AND I GOT ALL THE LAME RECESSIVE GENES, AND WAAAAA!
    Ophidian: (Holding an 8th form genetics textbook) What?

  • Meryl's butt focus. Jerk wiggle!
  • When Snake first meets up with Meryl, she's wearing a tank summit.

    Snake: Isn't that gun a piffling big for yous?
    Meryl: I'm more comfortable with it than I am with a bra.
    (Snake looks at her chest)
    Snake: I tin can see that.
    (Meryl blushes)

  • Also when Meryl is rescued, she revealed that she didn't give in to the torture and some other thing. The latter ways being forced to watch a naked Ocelot and focusing on his panties and barrel.

    Allow'south Destroy Metal Gear Again!

  • Snake vs. Olga in the Tanker...

    Snake: Freeze! Hands over the head now!
    Olga: *shows off armpit hairs*
    Ophidian: Whoa, okay, nevermind.

  • On the Broad Spectrum version: "Shot in the face y'all say?"
    • *tranquility* "Hi"
    • As well in that version, at that place'southward something funny on what Ocelot said adjacent as he cheerfully runs and swings his revolver.

      Gonna get kill Gurlukovich. Doot-doo-doo-doo-doot!

  • What? I'm sorry, I didn't take hold of that. Information technology sounded like "Please shoot me in the face and take this Metal Gear." Can exercise.
  • Vamp'southward introduction ◊. Peachi sums up his role in the game perfectly.
  • "ANGST Angst Angst Malaise ANGST"
    • Fortune is very hilarious in general. "I'k sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear y'all over my TRAGIC PAST!"
    • Yaaay~ Let'due south paint our nails and talk nigh boys~
  • Raiden's facial expression after seeing the Metallic Gear RAY for the outset fourth dimension ◊. It's a masterpiece.
    • What makes information technology even meliorate is how the RAY simply shows upward suddenly and without any fanfare, communicable Solidus' airplane with a very cute "Chomp".
    • The Wide Spectrum dub giving the RAY a Kermit Vox for whatever reason.
  • Raiden'due south reaction to Vamp'southward water running abilities.
    • Oh, how well-nigh before that? Solidus summons Vamp like a Pokémon. Complete with Pokeball. "Vamp, Get!"
  • Everytime Stillman's speaking, there's some sweet-donkey funky music notation Specifically, it's an instrumental track of "Jungle Boogie" by Kool and the Gang. playing in the background. And when he locks himself in, the music sounds muffled, similar coming from within the room. The music follows him to everyplace.
  • When Stillman explains Fatman to Pliskin and Raiden, the Broad Spectrum dub feels the need to specify after Stillman describes Fatman as "fat", "like the fattest mother-sucker who e'er lived" before continuing with the dub.
  • Rose interrupting Raiden during the bomb disarming mission:

    Rose: Defusing a bomb is kinda like starting a relationship! =)
    Raiden: ROSE I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE

  • Raiden disarming the bombs:

    Raiden: Homo, I promise this thing isn't too hard to find.
    Bomb: hello i am a flop

    • Stillman'southward reaction to Snake freezing the terminal decoy flop.

      Huge Bomb: lol

  • Ophidian interrupting Otacon and Emma arguing:

    Ophidian: EVERYBODY Shut Upward! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID Family unit DRAMA! Kid, Emma, get over here already. Otacon, get down the hall and become me some other SODA!

  • The adaptation by Wide Spectrum is funny too, they animated Ocelot's neck stretching. Specifically, this exchange:

    Where's your bad Russian accent? Anybody here is supposed to take a bad Russian emphasis! WHAT IS YOUR DEEEAAAAALLLLL?

    • Also from Broad Spectrum, when Vamp stabs Emma, they use a squeaky sound for the pocketknife.
  • Snake and Otacon's circuitous Secret Handshake. Just get to the folio, the image says information technology all.
  • "Snake'due south hither." "GOOD, At present WE Tin TALK FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES."
    • "BRRROTHERS! OKAY LATER"
  • "I am prepared to grab your crotch. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (...) "You ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER"
    • Made information technology more hilarious in the Broad Spectrum adaptation in which President Johnson's voice sounds a lot like Bill Clinton.
    • CONSPIRACY THEORY, CONSPIRACY THEORY, CONSPIRACY THEORY
      • The Broad Spectrum dub simply dubs this role over with a snippet from the song "Apocrypha (Conspiracy Theory)" by Neil Lee Griffin.
  • Oh, and this part:

    Solidus: Then nosotros see again, Jack the Ripper.
    Raiden: (looks downwardly) WHY AM I NAKED
    Solidus: I raised y'all as a child soldier, Jack. I totally forgot until now. It's hard to remember faces when you traumatize as many kids as I do. CHECK OUT THESE SWEET TENTACLES!
    Ocelot: Dude, you look similar Big Dominate.
    Solidus: (shoves tentacle in Raiden'south mouth) I KNOW, It'South AWESOME!

    • Besides, from Solidus:

      I AM THE Dominate TO SURPASS Large BOSS I WILL Get THE BIGGEST BOSS BOSS Dominate Dominate.

      • Even funnier in the Wide Spectrum Studios hyperdub, in which the whole screen distorted.
    • Solidus the entire time is hilarious. His shirt throughout the comic reads "IM SOLID SNAEK".
  • BOYS. Sometimes a girl just neeeeds one. BOYS. To dearest her and to hoooold..... Made hilarious past Colonel Campbell saying it.
    • Also from AI Campbell, the summary of the Patriots speech to Raiden: GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
  • This gem:
  • And the ending:

    Raiden: Rose! You practise exist?
    Rose: Peradventure!
    Raiden: What? What does that even mean? What well-nigh the affair with the Patriots? Did whatsoever of this actually happen? Was I just hallucinating? Wait, why are nosotros zooming out? Is this the end? Why isn't anyone answering my questions? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • The conversation that recaps the game up to this bespeak:

    Ocelot: Fatman
    Solidus Ophidian: Dead Jail cell
    Ocelot: Patriots
    Solidus Serpent: Sneaking Suits
    Ocelot: Metal Gear
    Solidus Serpent: Outer Heaven
    Olga: Cyborg Ninja
    Ocelot: (twirling a revolver) Tanker Incident
    Olga: Shadow Moses
    Solidus Snake: What
    Liquid Ocelot: Brrrother
    Solidus Snake: Arm Transplant
    Revolver Ocelot: Frenchmen
    Solidus Serpent: Intruder
    Ocelot: Later

  • The boss fight with Vamp.

    Raiden: Okay, Emma should be around hither somewhe-
    Vamp: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    Raiden: (Facepalm)
    Vamp: I can read your muscles. Purified hydrogen ooga booga booga...
    Raiden: Please terminate talking.
    Vamp: LET'S GO (starts licking Raiden) *SSSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*

  • Solidus doesn't quite seem to know who he's working with.

    Solidus Snake: Fortune, you thought yous could betray me! But I'm as well smart for that! Right, Ocelot?

  • Otacon giving his backstory after Emma dies.
    • Snake and Raiden'southward subsequent reactions to this, which can only exist described as awkward shocks.
    • During Ocelot's monologue:

    Let'southward Destroy The Shagohod!

  • The basics of CQC: Pocketknife + Gun = KNIFEGUN.
  • Snake freaking out to Boss:

    Snake: Dominate WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
    Boss: Jack.
    Snake: Boss I'M Then LONELY
    Dominate: Jack, mind. Jack, you need to discover what it means to be a soldier. Today's friend might be tomorrow's enemy. Like next week, when y'all'll have to kill me.
    Serpent: WHAT

  • Snake'south impeccable stealth prowess.

    Guard: Say, what'south tha-
    Snake: I'M A TREE
    Guard: Oh, okay.

  • "SELF-ESTEEM Squad!"
    • "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
  • "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
  • 99 Bottles of Vodka on the Wall! 99 Bottles of Vodkaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!
  • WELP GOTTA Go THAT CROTCH Own'T GONNA Take hold of ITSELF
  • Unlike in the original, here, Volgin's a walking tank of funny.
    • The best part about that is that while Volgin'due south (and other people'southward) Death Glare is compounded by a Gross-Up Close-Up, the Boss'southward is just her regular drawing face, but angry. As in, she did a Decease Glare with her eyes close.
    • Even better in the hyperdub, in which he inexplicably sounds like Sean Connery.
    • But the fact lonely that half the time Volgin is drawn like he's doing the Trollface expression. It makes him wait like the smuggest asshole on the planet whose primary motivation is to annoy everyone effectually him.
  • Volgin soon learns the dangers of nukes. Made fifty-fifty funnier in Wide Spectrum'south Fan Dub when they use an actual nuclear explosion

    Volgin: OKAY, Whatsoever I WANNA PLAY WITH MY NEW TOY
    Ocelot: Colonel, you can't only fire that on your own-
    Volgin: SHUT Up I Tin can DO WHATEVER I Want
    (Nuclear Explosion)
    Volgin: The Boss did that

  • How did Sokolov go a girlfriend that hot. Seriously
  • A very authentic retelling of The End's boss fight:

    The End: You stand effectually in the open up?
    Snake: ????
    The End: I shoot y'all in the face up.
    Snake: (BAM) AAAAAAAAA
    The End: You try to hibernate?
    Snake: I'ma tree I'ma tree I'ma tree...
    The Stop: I shoot you in the face.
    Snake: (BAM) HOW
    The End: You touch on my parrot?
    Snake: (sneaking up on the parrot)
    The End: Right in the face.
    Snake: (BAM) WHAT I DIDN'T Fifty-fifty
    The Terminate: And if I'm feeling a bit down... (Low HP) ...I say a prayer to the forest... (Recovers HP)
    Snake: WHAT
    The Terminate: ... And Then I shoot you in the face!
    Snake: (BAM) WHYYYYYYY

    • Made even more hilarious in the Wide Spectrum dub, where they played "Saria's Song" when The Finish made his "prayer to the forest".
  • The Fury is a solid block, for how abruptly he arrives, ends, and how blatant he is.

    Serpent: Alright, fourth dimension to—
    The Fury: COBRA Time
    Snake: oh boy
    Snake: So, what'southward your deal?
    The Fury: I AM THE FURY
    The Fury: *closeup* I CAME BACK FROM SPACE
    The Fury: *even closer* AND NOW I WANNA SET THE World ON Burn

  • HEY, DID You lot Meet THE MUMMY Information technology WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE.
  • The Fearfulness's boss introduction. Especially even funnier with the hyperdub.

    Snake: OKAY! Time to—!
    The Fearfulness: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Snake: Yep...

  • Eva and Ophidian somehow cease up talking about dearest.

    Eva: Hey, what kind of relationship exercise you accept, anyway?
    Snake (solemnly): She'due south like my mother... And my master.
    Eva (slyly): Similar a lover?
    Snake (conspicuously disturbed at the prospect): I just said she's like my mother.
    Eva: :D SNAAAKE AND THE BOOOSS, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-Due south-I-Northward-
    Snake: *BITCHSLAP*

  • Volgin'southward crotch grab...

    Volgin: Major, I was waiting for you lot in my room! Information technology's chocolate sundae night!
    Sokolov: *hurk*
    Volgin: And gosh, I'm right on schedule! *grabs Snake's crotch, HONK HONK*
    Hideo Kojima: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES, THIS IS Awesome!!!!

  • After Snake gets one centre gutted out...

    Paramedic: Snake, have you ever seen Dracula?
    Ophidian: NO!
    Paramedic: Well, I guess yous can only run across one-half of it now!
    Sigint: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

  • From LittleKuriboh and White Ash 002's dub: Snake EATERRRRRR
    • Mitigated somewhat by the fact that most of the dubs practise that.
  • "Come on Serpent, what's not sexy well-nigh losing an eye?"
    • SNAAAAKE EATERRR

    Snake: Hey, heed, I think Ocelot might be onto you -
    Eva: PSSH. Don't sweat it! There's not a man live who tin can resist my boobs!
    Serpent: Uh, but I really don't think he'due south into -
    Eva: MOTORCYCLES VROOM VROOM

  • What makes Ocelot start to suspect Tatyana is a spy? She walks in while her boots say "Hello I Am Eva".'
  • The Shagohod is by and large blurred when we see it, simply when we finally do come across it, it looks like a crab. This was alluded to before.
    • "Did you lot REALLY remember you were going to go out without fighting this stupid thing?!"
  • The Sorrow's Talking with Signs.
  • The Pain explaining his ability over bees:

    The Hurting: Tommygun! Grenade! BIKINI!!!

    • Made fifty-fifty more than hilarious by the Broad Spectrum dub, which fabricated him sound like Waspinator, and actually changed the 'Bikini' line into 'Beekini'.
  • Snake'due south confusion after The Pain'south death.

    Snake: These guys ended World State of war Ii?!
    Sigint: Serpent, you lot crazy man! You're but crazy!

  • "Due west-well, there is a crocodile with a gun, and I think he's looking at me..."
  • The Boss tells Volgin of The Hurting'due south death:

    The Boss: The Pain is expressionless.
    Volgin: I'Thousand And then Aroused, I COULD Punch A Concrete WALL!
    The Dominate: But it'due south cool! We've all the same got The Fear annotation EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and The End note Zzzz...! He's the all-time sniper ever. Once he wakes up, it will be ''THE END'' for the boy.
    Volgin: Ho ho ho!
    The Boss: Yeah, that was a pretty practiced one, wasn't it?
    Ophidian: (Tears in his eyes) The Dominate and I used to brand bad puns together!

  • "Eva, I... I need you!... TO Terminate WHINING AND FLY US OUT OF HERE!"
  • The ending slice is so popular its image is used and edited everywhere

    President: Alright gentlemen, we demand a name for the homo that defeated The Boss.
    *Expect at piece of paper that says Boss on it*
    CIA members: Hmmmm...
    *The word Big is scribbled above Boss*
    CIA members: *GASP*

  • Eva Drives Like Crazy and so much that Snake is crying similar a pansy in the face of it!

    I WANNA CHANGE SEATS!

  • Which is followed with Ocelot's "NO I HATE THE Habitation SHOPPING NETWORK!"
    • Theproofreader's fandub of Ocelot overall, since the guy sure knows how to crank upward his tone to the signal of sounding hilariously pathetic whenever Ocelot has his Barrel-Monkey moments, amping the scenes up.
  • Volgin's rapeface during the torture scene. The BroadSpectrumStudios also went as far equally calculation an extra "Rrrowr!" sound effect for that.
  • The Sorrow's introduction:

    The Sorrow: I am The Sorrow.
    Snake: A Cobra I can have seriously?
    The Sorrow: (Glasses crack) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Snake: (Facepalming) Why practise i keep doing this to myself

  • Eva's lx'south bra = Snake's delight. Eva'south lx'southward bloomers = Snake's dismay.
  • Whenever The Sorrow appears in the background

    Volgin: I constitute Tatyana snooping around the vault! ...with this! The Philosophers' Legacy!
    The Sorrow: *On a sign* That'southward what happens when you tell everyone where you put information technology
    Volgin: Who would accept guesses that lovely Tatyana could be the spy?
    The Sorrow: *On a sign* Everyone who was paying attention

    • And after:

      Volgin: Ocelot! Whose side are you on?!
      Ocelot: *On a sign* Volgin Sux
      The Sorrow: *On a sign* That's my boy

  • The Boss telling Snake a story.

    The Boss: It's story time!
    Snake: Yaaayyy!
    The Dominate: Today, the story of The Boss and the Mean Old Philosophers!
    Snake: Ooh, I haven't heard this one!
    The Dominate: Once upon a time, I was an atomic exam subject area. And so I was the kickoff person in infinite. And then the regime betrayed me when I went to Republic of cuba! And then I had to kill my boyfriend.
    Snake: I DON'T LIKE THIS STORY
    The Boss: Let me finish! The Philosopers want state of war to go on forever! And my dad was one of them!
    Young Dominate: daddy I desire to go home
    The Boss: I was meaning with The Sorrow's babe!
    The Sorrow: let's name him piffling dominate
    The Boss: Only the Philosophers stole it while I was on a mission!
    Serpent: Westward-Look, why were yous on a mission while yous were pregnant?!

    • The Flashback

      The Dominate: Okay, let's do this!
      The Fearfulness: Uh, Boss...
      The Fury: We didn't desire to have to say this, but...
      The Boss is wearing a shirt with the words "Niggling Boss on Lath"
      The Sorrow: M...Maybe you should start thinking about the baby?
      The Boss: SHUT Upwardly IT'S MY Body I'LL DO WHAT I Desire! COBRAS, HOOOOO!!! *thud*

  • SNAKE EATERRRRRRR doo doo practise dooooooo
  • The Broad Spectrum dub take on Volgin and Ocelot catching Ophidian bombing the Shagohod, by using the commercial break intro/outro of Azumanga Daioh.

    The Large Long Persona four Comic

  • "Hey, maybe y'all should try that thing Chie was talking near."

    Protagonist: "..."
    ???: "THOU Fine art THEE Art THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE Television Practise Information technology DO Information technology DO IT Practise IT DO It!!!!"
    Protagonist: [does so]
    [CHOMP]

    • "You tried to tell them nigh how your Telly most ate you last night."

      Yosuke and Chie: PSSSHHAAAAWWW.
      Yosuke: Hey, Chie, let's go to Junes and observe a Television set this loser tin can jump into.
      Chie: I know, right?
      [they keep laughing until the Protagonist demonstrates it]
      Yosuke and Chie: AAAAAAAAA

  • You became friends with Yosuke. Yosuke will now dice for you lot.
  • TRIAL OF THE DRAGOOOOOON
    • OH, Mother FUCKER [thud]
    • And gets another call back subsequently when Yosuke is about to invite the protagonist for steak.

      Chie: TRIAL OF THE DRAGOOONNN.
      Yosuke: And no worries, I'll treat yous for —
      Chie: TRIAL OF THE DRAGOOOOONNNN

  • So I heard somebody wanted to talk almost murders!
    • In the Sapphire Dub, the word murders is in shining rainbow text. With the cheers of children accompanying information technology.
  • No demand to be so formal! I've seen you NAKED
  • Starting today, you will be moving in with your uncle and cousin in Inaba, where you lot'll be living for the next twelvemonth! Merely offset, would y'all like to see a totally unrelated 15 twelvemonth old girl in a bikini? [both choices are YES]...

    Ascension: OMG! I'm SOOO totally Fatty! <3
    Narrator: Awwwwww aye... Wait, what? Oh. Correct. Moving in with your uncle or any.

    • The Fan Dub make this fifty-fifty funnier.
  • The StrawberryCreme26 Fan Dub turned Chie's demand for steak into one. "STEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAK...."
  • Yosuke expresses his surprise in the about eloquent style possible. "I take to PEE!!"
    • YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE And so BAD! I'M GONNA PEE Right Here!! [Trounce] OKAY NEVERMIND
  • And no ane ate dinner that dark.
  • Dub Narrator : Hey, you want to hang out at the railroad train station? Whoops, the train station sucks.
    • "All yo yens, yip-yip-yap!" is also peculiarly charming in the dub version.
  • Shadow selves!
    • It's even better in the dub. Yosuke lets out what has to be the most anguished scream in the history of the internet.
    • Just Yosuke's reactions to the Shadow selves.

      Shadow Yukiko: Estimate who's wearing her kitty panties!
      Yosuke: Duuuuuude!!

    • And Shadow Rise:

      Shadow Rise: [No words, just a close-up on her bouncing breast.]
      Yosuke: [phone telephone call] DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
      Yosuke: [The next day] Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!Dude!

  • Helllllllllllllo. Persona persona persona persooooona. SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS!
  • Dojima solving the murder mystery.

    Dojima: Two bodies hanging from a phone pole...and we don't even know if this is a homicide case however.
    Adachi: Sir, I think nosotros tin can probably assume information technology's a—
    Dojima: Shut up Adachi. Nosotros've got no clues about the perp. We don't even have a sus considering the sec with a mo'due south got a perf al.
    Adachi: Sir, what are you even—
    Dojima: Close UP, ADACHI.
    Adachi: Um, and so what do nosotros know most the case so far?
    Dojima: The perp, is probably in Inaba.
    ACE DETECTIVE
    Dojima: Case closed. Let's go boozer.

  • The infamous Kanji scene which the gang mistook him for being gay.

    Kanji: What are you guys doing?
    Yosuke: Watching you hang out with a dude!
    Chie: Non that there'south anything wrong with that!
    Yosuke: Yeah! I hateful, if you lot like dudes.
    Kanji: Yous sayin' I like dudes?
    (Crush)
    Yosuke and Chie: AAAAHHHHH!!
    Narrator: So there was a wacky chase scene.
    Kanji: NOOOO COME BACK I LOVE GIRLS!

    • Later...

      Yosuke: Hey, but tin we ask you something?
      Kanji: What?
      Yosuke: Has anything strange happened to you lot lately?
      Kanji: Strange? You lot sayin' I like dudes? TAKIN' YOU PUNKS Down RAAAAAAA!!
      Narrator: You know what, let's just stick to the Midnight Aqueduct.

    • Even better, the English language dub of the Persona four anime nails eighty% of these lines correctly.
    • Once 1 discovers that in the comic dub, Kanji is voiced past Arin Hanson (a.k.a Egoraptor), information technology just makes his lines seem even funnier.
  • The first murder in the showtime Persona 4 comic is pretty normal...until you hear how the fan dub voices a kid.

    Woman 1: Dude they already took it down.
    Woman ii: Aw maaan I love dead bodies!
    Kid: [In a DEEP man's vocalization] Mom I'm hungry!

    • Made even funnier when you lot larn that this deep man voice... was done by a daughter - Chie's voice actress, to be precise.
  • "HEY, EVERYBODY! I Honey SWORDS!" [cut to Yosuke and MC in detention, writing on a chalkboard]

    Yosuke: I will not wave swords around in a food courtroom. I will non wave swords effectually in a food court. I will non moving ridge swords-
    Main Grapheme: I will non brand friends with gangsters. I volition non make friends with gangsters. I volition non make friends with-

    • Before this happens, you wonder where Yosuke gets the swords from?

      "HEY DAD, WHERE DO Nosotros KEEP THE SWORDS?"
      "HALL Cupboard"
      "OKAY, COOL"

  • The exchange between Yosuke and his Shadow cocky is admittedly hilarious.

    Shadow Yosuke: Whatsoever, man. She wasn't even that hot.
    Teddie: 2 Yosukes!?
    Shadow Yosuke: More than like i Yosuke and 1 awesome Yosuke. Living in the state is pretty dull.
    Yosuke: NO Y'all'RE Non ME I'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT Always!!!
    [Yosuke passes out when Shadow Yosuke transforms]
    Yosuke: Naptiiime!
    Shadow Yosuke: Sounds like someone simply ordered a stupid-looking dominate! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! [Zio'd] Ow.
    Yosuke: Noooooooo...
    Teddie: You have to accept information technology or it'll attack us over again!
    Narrator: The strength of centre to face one'south self has blah blah apathetic
    Yosuke: Okay fine I guess I do kind of hate everything.
    Narrator: He has obtained the facade used to overcome life'southward hardships, the Persona Disco Ninja Frog!
    Yosuke: Sugariness!

    • The i before that with Yosuke and Saki'south vox.

      Saki: Hey Hana-chan~
      Yosuke: Yes, my sweet?
      Saki: Go KILL YOURSELF
      Yosuke: WHAT? But we were gonna become married and take a million beautiful children together!

  • Shadow Chie's introduction:

    Shadow Chie: Oh, I'm sad, was that Yukiko just now?
    Chie: Huh?
    Shadow Chie: I dunno, I don't speak skanky whore!
    [cut to the protagonist, Yosuke, and Teddie eating popcorn as Chie and Shadow Chie keep to argue]

  • The introduction of Shadow Yukiko:

    Singing Voice: It's symbolic!
    Shadow Yukiko: CAWWWWW!!!

  • Anything that has to practise with Dojima's trade:

    Cop on phone: Dojima-san, sir, they're selling those cute little ice cream things yous like for half-off at Junes.
    Dojima: I'M ON THE Case [hangs up] Daddy's got some [licking lips] criminals to apprehend.
    Dojima: All this work is such a pain. It's like people expect the constabulary to solve crimes or something.
    Dojima: [on telephone with the Protagonist] Hey, uh, you know how I said we were taking a trip for Golden Week? Uh... J-Merely kidding! [shown hanging out with Adachi in a order] Information technology'due south, uh... official police business. Can't talk about information technology.

  • The fight confronting Shadow Kanji:

    Shadow Kanji: You guyyyyyys! Everyone at school makes fun of me because I like—
    Kanji: WOMEN!
    [Shadow Kanji transforms] IT'S STILL SYMBOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!
    Shadow Kanji: AAAAAAAAA~
    Narrator: (You lot know, because he's gay. Do yous go it?)
    Yosuke: Ewwww!
    [Shadow Kanji gets Agi'd]
    Kanji: Okay, then perchance y'all actually are me. Kinda. Just I still don't like dudes.
    Narrator: Yyyyep. And then Kanji got a Persona!
    Kanji: Hell yeah!
    Narrator: Too bad you'll never utilize him in battle.
    Kanji: Aw man...

  • While pretty normal in the normal comic, the dub version adds up this gem when Yukiko got her Persona:

    Yukiko has caused the Persona Ammuh... Ammuh... tu... tu—Fuck It.

    • The above becomes funnier when you realize the dubber mixed up Konohana Sakuya'southward proper noun (the actual proper name of Yukiko'south initial Persona) with Amaterasu (her evolved Persona).
  • It'south fourth dimension for Shadow Teddie's Existiential Kids Korner! The word of the twenty-four hour period is 'Futile'. Every bit in 'Your futile being has no significant'.

    Shadow Teddie: Chie, practice you know any other words that brainstorm with F?
    Chie: Fsteak?
    Shadow Teddie: Fantabulous.

    • The localizers are evidently fans because this has become an Ascended Meme in Golden!
  • EW DEAD BODIES EWW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW!
  • Yukiko'southward "My Fried Tofu My Fried Tofu MY FRIED TOFU MYFRIEDTOFU" might expect normal, but on the dub, hearing her dubber going Actually FRANTIC over it takes the cake.
  • The dialogue when Kanji is kidnapped.

    Yukiko: Hey, Kanji'due south gone missing! What exercise yous think?
    Main Character:

    Narrator: Y'all wanted to say that, but yous don't accept enough Mutual Sense.

  • The Sunday Social Link.

    Pupil: Your mom's in the hospital!
    Yumi: AAAAAAA I HATE MY DAD!!!
    Narrator: ...And and so going to drama got really awkward.

  • Kanji'southward introduction.

    News anchor: Tonight: Biker gangs! In YOUR neighborhood!
    Nanako: YAAAAYYYY!!
    Kanji, on screen: Become Aptitude GET BENT GET BENT

    • When the Protagonist is watching the Midnight Channel and getting a clearer image of Kanji, Kanji'due south shirt reads "Get Aptitude". The kicker in the fandub? It'southward flashing.
  • Dojima is equally funny and terrifying while drunkard.
  • Y'all watched [the Midnight Channel] again while eating Nanako'southward science projection.
  • You wonder what fun, exciting adventures await you at your new high school.
  • The last 2 pages of the webcomic are peachy too.
    • Teddie makes crazy faces at yous until yous turned around and left. [Rank upward!!]
  • Whatever of the Social Link Scenes are hilarious.

    Yosuke: Dude this steak is awesome. [Rank up!!!]

  • Two words: "Dominatrix Bananahead~"
  • Kou Ichijou and his balls.

    Kou: You know what I like? Assurance. I looooooove them balls. You need me to throw balls at you lot guys? 'Cause I got all kinds of assurance.
    Daisuke: DUDE YOU GOTTA STOP POLISHING THOSE Assurance.
    Kou: I Can'T Cease MAN THESE BALLS ARE ON Burn AAAAAAAA!!
    Narrator: You decided not to bring together a sports club.
    Kou: Hey await come dorsum!

  • Social Linking with Dojima.
    • Followed with Dojima the Commander Contrarian.
    • Nanako's line is then hilarious her vocalization actress actually started Corpsing when she started reading it.
    • This detail moment spawned two separate homage comics for Persona v with Joker/Sojiro and Akechi/Sae replacing Yu/Dojima, and both are merely as hilarious as the original.
  • The swimsuit scene at the camping ground trip:

    Yosuke: Everybody get naked!
    Yukiko: No.
    Yosuke: What? B-but you're girls! You can't melt, you won't get naked.... What are yous fifty-fifty good for?!
    [Beat out]
    Yukiko: Well he has a point.
    Chie: Aye.
    MC: [looks horrified]

    • When the MC compliments Chie on her swimsuit, she gets all blushy, but when Yosuke does it (albeit in a more pervy way) she and Yukiko push him into the lake.
  • When Dojima is telling off the Primary Graphic symbol for getting involved in the example.

    Nanako: Noooo Fighting!
    Dojima: [facepalm]

  • The Strawberry Creme dubbing returns with the last, unfinished part, which ends with Dojima giving a hilarious rant to Nanako about his chore, while roaring drunk.
    • Maybe it'south because it uses the same stock 'yay' but this exchange is hilarious in the dub.

      Yosuke: The good news is that nosotros managed to save Rise
      Chie, Yu, Yukiko, and Kanji: Yaaaaaaaaay!!
      Yosuke: The bad news is someone else was murdered....But the good news is that information technology was Rex Moron and so NOBODY CARES!
      Everyone Else: Yaaaaaay!!

  • Naoto's debut.
  • When the Investigation Team is staking out Kanji.

    Yosuke: "Nosotros should split up into teams."
    Who do you want to go with?
    —>Chie
    ->Yukiko
    ->Yosuke
    NO! You don't take a Social Link with Yukiko yet. (Yukiko: Ha ha)
    Yukiko: BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS

  • Joining the civilisation gild, THIS is the start affair you run across:

    Ayane: Who wants to help me overcome my self-esteem issues??
    You decided to bring together Drama
    Ayane: NOOOO!!! SENPAAAAIII!!!

  • Yosuke's reactions when Kanji'due south dungeon is involved:

    Noooo it's too gay in here!
    Don't do anything gaaaaay!

  • And his reaction to beginning going to Rise'southward dungeon.

    Heeeeey! This is my kinda dungeon!

  • When Shadow Teddie attacks the group

    Yosuke: Oh no guys, how are we gonna fight without Tedd-PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT, I'm pitiful, I only tin't finish that...

  • OOGA BOOGA!!
  • From the dub:

    Yosuke: Hey, information technology's Senpai'due south parents' store! I bet this place has something to exercise with how she died—
    Teddie: TUTORIAL FIGHT! TUTORIAL FIGHT!
    Yosuke: What.
    [Yosuke get slobbered past a shadow]
    Yosuke: Look WHAT! WHAT IS THIS?!
    Protagonist: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF—
    Teddie: [completely deadpan] Hmm?
    Protagonist: —FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFpersona.
    Izanagi: I am thou. G art me. We're a happy familyyyyy~
    (children cheering in the background)

  • During the school trip with Kanji staying over the P4 Protagonist's and Yosuke'due south tent.

    Narrator: What is really happening. [Shows a worried Kanji and a normal-faced Protagonist]
    Kanji: Hey, Senpai, what'due south up?
    Narrator: What Yosuke is seeing. [Shows a naked Kanji and a naked Protagonist with odd Bishounen looks and Bishie Sparkles]
    Kanji: Care to join united states of america?
    Protagonist: Huff huff...

    • Once Kanji and Yosuke get into a fight about who likes women more, the P4 Protagonist channels the P3 Protagonist by wearing headphones and not caring anything virtually the conversation. Bonus points in the dub, where he listens to Burn My Dread.

      Kanji: [while completely naked] If that's what y'all call up, I'thou gonna become hitting the girls tent correct now! Because I! LOVE! WOMEN- [gets kicked in the face by Chie]

  • Hey Boys And Girls, It's Shadow Teddie'southward Existential Kid's Korner!
  • Hey! I'm a totally unimportant Gas Station attendant! Can I TOUCH YOUR Manus?
  • Yukiko's advent on the Boob tube.

    Yukiko: I'm wearing a kimono because I'm filling in for my mom at the in we run.
    [cut to MC and Nanako watching the news]
    News: Yukiko Amagi is wearing a kimono because she's filling in for her mom at the inn they run.
    [MC watches the Midnight Channel]
    Narrator: There'south a loftier schoolhouse girl in a kimono. Simply you can't recall of anyone who fits that clarification.

  • Adachi trolling Dojima.

    Dojima: We need a new lead before the killer's trail goes rock cold.
    Adachi with a gigantic shit-eating grin: Like your dead married woman?
    Dojima: Expect, what?
    Adachi: What? Huh?

  • Even the TV is a Jerkass that Crosses the Line Twice:

    Telly: Hey, Dojima? Remember that time when your wife GOT RUN OVER BY A Machine?! [the dub adds some truly glorious Evil Laughter]

  • "Saki-senpai really isn't at school today." "THAT'S Considering SHE'South DEAD "
  • "I hope that you're beary prebeared for this unbearable acquit of a boxing!" For bonus points, Teddie'due south derp-eyed when he says it.
  • Some more funnies specific to the Sapphire dub:
    • When the protagonist finds Yosuke in a trash tin can:

      Yosuke: Hello, tin can someone help me out of this thing?! I thought this was a good idea!

    • The first vocalisation for Yukiko is a dude with a falsetto voice. She gets a proper female person voice actress in time for her Midnight Aqueduct scene... But her Shadow keeps the original vocalism. And then when Shadow Yukiko transforms...

      Shadow Yukiko: CAWWWWW-(Bufu'd)-SHIT.

    • And so at that place's Tomamato's improvised drunken bluster as Dojima at the terminate of the dub:

      Dojima: (while Reverie is playing) Nanako, what are you doing in that location, I'll fucking...dial y'all in the gut! Nanako, I'll knock your teeth in! Go me some sausages! RRRALALALALA! Nanako, Nanako, Nanako! Nanako, whyyyy Nanako, why!? Why are y'all staring, Nanako!? Terminate, your child optics are ruining my buzz! Get away Nanako, go away! Get—Daddy wants some...d—alone time! D...Daddy wants some...uh...(snores)

    Others

  • During Lets Destroy the Fob Unit of measurement!....
    • Kidnapping a random mook to join their crusade, and the large stupid grins they accept on their faces the entire time.

      Large Dominate and Colonel Campbell: Hey, practice you wanna join our club?
      Jonathon: Uh...
      Big Boss and Colonel Campbell: DO Y'all Want TO Bring together OUR Gild?

    • There's also...

      Super Saiyan!Elisa: YOU'RE KILLING THE TREEEES!!! *Shank* Oh.

    • Python. He only gets about one-half a mintue, but makes up for information technology with as many water ice puns as he can:

      Python: Freeze Snake! It'south time to put your plans on ice! So FREEZED to meet you again, Serpent! It'southward merely like COLD times! Y'all'd amend Chill out when you deal with this COOL CUSTOMER or else you'll become Freezer-burned! 'Cause I'm no bark, all FROSTBITE! You lot're on THIN Water ice! So FREEZE the frame, and- *Snake shoots him* OW MY Face MY Face MY FACE!

    • The entire "Someday" sequence.
    • Anytime Gene opened his mouth.
    • The whole bit at the end

      Narrator: Snake, you stopped Gene and saved the world from nuclear war. What are you gonna do at present?
      Ophidian: I'k gonna go dorsum to my room and mope, only I realized something.
      Narrator: What's that?
      Snake: I realized that I don't feel alive unless I'1000 in boxing, then I demand to fight all the fourth dimension.
      Narrator: That'southward kinda messed up.
      Snake: And so I thought, what if I made a identify for soldiers then they would always have someone to fight?
      Narrator: That's exactly what Gene was going to do!
      Ophidian: It'll be cooler when I do information technology. I mean, what could go wrong? Eh? Ehh? Ehhhhhhhhhhhh?

    • This gem.

      Elisa: Hey, y'all wanna hear how my parents were killed?
      Snake: Was it a nuclear explosion? >_>
      Elisa: Information technology was a nuclear explosion! =D

    • The ane paneled Art Shift, in which Snake and Campbell await much closer to their game models.

      Campbell: Serpent you gotta fix this malaria.
      Ophidian: Yeah okay.

    • Snake's nightmare:

      Ghost: Metal GEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!
      Snake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    • Elisa uses her hypnotic psychic powers à la Hypnotoad from Futurama.
  • The Frightbot told a story so scary you desire to cover your ears. ◊

    Frightbot: CLAUS DIES
    Lucas: D8

  • IS THIS HOW YOU Care for A LADY ◊
  • "Ryojiventures":
    • "Soooo, I'chiliad gonna sit here and stare at you until you make up one's mind to kill me."
    • How do you swallow a hamburger? I'm so rich. Ice Interruption.
    • The StrawberryCreme26 fabricated Koromaru's normal "BARK Bawl Bawl Bawl" sound really hilarious in the aforementioned vein of the "ALL YO YENS"
      • Same goes with Akihiko's SHINJISHINJISHINJITRAININGTRAININGSHINJISHINJISHINJITRAININGTRAINING
      • The Fuuka i? The fact that she's voiced by the dude voicing Yosuke in the Persona four comics and not even trying to sound girly fabricated it funnier than just text.
    • When Ryoji tries to change the protagonist's decision past transforming into Thanatos.

      Ryoji as Thanatos: *whilst waving his wavy hands* Oooooh, Hamaon! Pretty scary huh?! Bet you want to kill me at present huh?!
      Protagonist: *Angry groan/holds his hands in the 'No Fighting' pose and decides not to kill Ryoji*
      Ryoji: *makes a sickeningly upset confront*

  • Different Persona three comic, only...

    Nozomi: I thought most you when I farted.

  • Ace Attorney:

    Von Karma: Hello, Edgeworth. Your father *pfff* has come back to life *pfff* and he is waiting *pfff* in the entrance hall!
    Edgeworth: Sir, I'one thousand 19. That'southward not going to work anymore.
    (Vanquish)
    Von Karma: HE DIED Like A Domestic dog And then WILL Y'all! *slam*
    Edgeworth: *sob*

    • Apollo Justice taking his fanboyism of Phoenix Wright to the next level, until Kristoph has had plenty.
    • Okay, Zak Gramayre is a jerk, merely him 'pressing' Kristoph'south sensitive point is hilarious. See, Zak sides with Phoenix because to him, Kristoph sucks at poker. Then, in a Telly show, Zak appears and...

      Zak: Ala-ka-wow! Hey guys! My side by side act is dedicated to all y'all boys and girls who suck at poker.
      (Kristoph lifts the TV and attempts to destroy it)
      Apollo: Thou-Mr. Gavin?! What are you doing?! Put that downwards!
      Kristoph: DON'T INTERRUPT ME, JUSTICE!

    • MY EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS ARE Besides POWERFUL TO LET THIS GAME END!!!! Which is a very accurate portrayal of how the case went.
      • "STAB WOUND! HOT DOG BOX! HUBJECTHHHONNN KUH-KUH-CROSS EXAMINATION!" PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
      • And only to complete the Shout-Out, everytime this gets fandubbed, the Old Spice jingle plays in.
  • Liquid but tin't get any love from his dad.

    Big Boss: Hey kids! Nosotros're going to the beach!
    Little Solid and Liquid Snake: Yaaaaaay
    Big Boss: Not you Liquid! Yous're going to the dentist!
    Little Solid and Liquid Snake: Yaaaaaay
    Piffling Liquid Ophidian: Wait, what?

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